🐾 Meet Honey 🍯

Because clearly, teaching full time, raising four kids, running a house, and wrangling a lab lab wasn’t enough chaos for one woman. 😂

But seriously… after losing two of our sweet dogs recently, our home just didn’t feel quite the same. 🐶💔 I grew up with golden retrievers—loyal, fluffy, sunshine-filled souls. I’ve always dreamed of bringing one back into our family when the time was right.

Enter: Honey. 🐾 An 8-week-old golden retriever pup with a name as sweet as her heart and fur as soft as a cloud. We drove across the great state of Florida (yes, snacks and iPads were involved) to bring her home, and it was 1000% worth every mile.

And Leo? Our almost 3 year old chocolate lab who we took in after his owner passed away—he’s the classic lab: goofy, loving, full of energy, and slightly confused about personal space. We knew he needed a friend. A partner in crime. A fluffball to tug on his ears and steal his toys. Mission accomplished. ✅

Life just got louder, messier, and somehow even more full of love.

So now we’re a full house: 4 kids, 2 dogs, 1 bunny, a cop husband, and a very tired teacher mom just trying to hold it all together with caffeine and goldendoodle snuggles. (Yes, I meant golden retriever but I’m too tired to backspace.)

Wish us luck! And send paper towels. Lots of paper towels. 💛🐾

💛 Mama W

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About Me

Hey friend, I’m Lauren Wertman—a 40-year-old teacher, mom of four, wife to a police officer, and chief snack dispenser in our South Florida home. I’ve been teaching elementary school for 19 years (yes, I survived Common Core and fidget spinners), with a bachelor’s in Elementary Ed and a master’s in Reading—because clearly I enjoy stress.

My kids are 12, 11, 4, and 2—so we’ve got everything from preteen eye rolls to potty training all happening under one roof. I’m a hockey mom, a dance mom, and the kind of mom who sometimes hides in the pantry for five minutes of peace. We’ve also got a lab who sheds like it’s his job, and a bunny who thinks he runs the house.

When I’m not teaching or refereeing sibling arguments, I’m working on my Teachers Pay Teachers shop, creating resources that save teachers time (and maybe sanity).

This blog is my space to share the messy, funny, real-life stuff—teacher hacks, mom survival tips, and reminders that you’re not the only one reheating your coffee for the third time today.

Welcome. You belong here—even if your life feels like a beautiful, chaotic circus too.